My personal fav...
I have had some pretty major life changes in the last couple of weeks and have been housecleaning in more ways than one. As a result I have swept through my friends list and pared it down quite a bit. If you are one of those that got pared it is NOT a reflection on you. I removed people for one of the following reasons:
She should have died hereafter;
Can you tell the difference between the kind of person that writes programming languages and the kind of person that kills multiple people? Test your skills here: http://www.malevole.com/mv/misc/killerq
No drugs on this one...
With my new leet Photoshop skills.